sierraseesstars:

lameborghini:

“did u reblog my post from 3 days ago because it was in ur queue or because u were stalking my blog” a murder mystery novel

or are you just that far down your dash bless you young soldier 

(via follower)

animalstalkinginallcaps:


NEVERMIND. I’LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOU.
I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOU TOO.
DON’T FORGET ME, I BEGGED.
BUT I REMEMBER YOU SAID:
SOMETIMES IT LASTS IN LOVE BUT SOMETIMES IT HURTS INSTEAD.
SOMETIMES IT LASTS IN LOVE.
BUT SOMETIMES IT HURSTS INSTEAD.



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animalstalkinginallcaps:

NEVERMIND. I’LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOU.

I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOU TOO.

DON’T FORGET ME, I BEGGED.

BUT I REMEMBER YOU SAID:

SOMETIMES IT LASTS IN LOVE BUT SOMETIMES IT HURTS INSTEAD.

SOMETIMES IT LASTS IN LOVE.

BUT SOMETIMES IT HURSTS INSTEAD.

[preorder the book]

(via leannalasagna)

nigerianscams:

Loafers.

izzyjohnston:

izzyjohnston:

OMG I GOT A CARD FROM DOMINO’S SAYING I WAS ONE OF THE CLIENTS WHO MOST ORDERED PIZZA IN 2012 THEY’RE GIVING ME A FREE PIZZA FOR THAT I’M DYING IT HAS MY NAME WRITTEN WITH A GLITTERY PEN AND EVERYTHING OMG I’M DYING OMG

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i’ve just realized that it is my biggest achievement of the year

(via angrybroccoli)

aquarlus:

not now son, daddy’s trying to take a selfie

(via angrybroccoli)

i-am-mr-clever:

TH-THEY JUST SHOWED UP OUT OF NOWHERE
i-am-mr-clever:

TH-THEY JUST SHOWED UP OUT OF NOWHERE

i-am-mr-clever:

TH-THEY JUST SHOWED UP OUT OF NOWHERE

(via eli-ssabeth)

allmonds:

Being lazy walks in my family

(via eli-ssabeth)

ayyyyymay:

i want to wake up every morning next to you

and our cat

awkwardvagina:

so i googled gangster goose and let me tell you that i was not disappointed 

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(via kanyewesticle)