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v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

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shutitshelby:

sexualremarks:

sexualremarks:

when u drink water u r 70% cannibal

i made this fucking post when i was so fucking stoned and youre still reblogging it why

because it’s fucking hilarious

(via sassynclassy)

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  • me: time for bed
  • stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
  • brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
  • muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
  • skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
  • ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
  • eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
  • mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
  • body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
  • me: ok
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mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

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libre-come-lart:

 

i hate crying in front of people so if i have ever cried in front of you, yes it does kinda mean you’re important but mostly it means it was a terrible accident that i will regret forever

true

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teacuptavros:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

this is good for anxiety

teacuptavros:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

this is good for anxiety

(via letsrunthere)

Tags: WTF
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amerlcanscareparel:

what do you mean my life isn’t balanced? i spend 8 hours sleeping, 8 hours in school, and 8 hours on tumblr

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heartmouths:

culocubano:

ohmygollygarsh:

every 90’s kid’s dream

I feel like ive rebloged this before…I dont care its awesome.

Ahhhhhh!!!! This brought me joy.

Holyshit gimmie

what

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10knotes:


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omariospizza:

forwardintohell:

jetxboy:

These kids high as fuck

holy shit

I’VE BEEN LAUGJING FOR 11 MINUTES I STILL CANT STOP
WHEN THE SECOND KID FELL OH MY GOD

(Source: fuks, via callmecaitlin)